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The bodies of two siblings were found inside a 1-year-old girl at the state hospital in Padang, Indonesia. In an effort to downplay what may be a disturbing trend in Asian evolution, doctors are claiming the siblings had grown in the girls digestive tract.
In the Liaoning province in China, aborted fetuses are considered a delicacy and human body parts are purchased from the hospital for consumption. A recent Asian movie, The Last Supper, depicts an Asian surgeon who lures dates back to his home and then kills them so that he can grill them on his stove. Many fear this film serves as a how-to video rather than just another poorly filmed and written Asian flick.
“I really don’t care if Asian’s are eating each other as long as they aren’t craving ass meat. Cause then they would have to start eating westerners,” remarked one man eating lunch at Panda Express.
Experts predict it would take a few decades before all of Asia could become cannibals, but it is rumored that scientists are working to introduce chemicals into Asian water supplies that would cause babies to be born with a mouth so small that only a straw could fit inside.
“I think these supposed cannibals would find it very difficult to suck a human body through a straw. Even if they were an Asian cannibal porn star, the physics of it just wouldn’t work,” reported a local physician.
For now it seems most are happy with their daily MSG intake, but many will be watching for signs that rice and pea pods are no longer satisfying the Asian diet. |
