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Sohail Qureshi, a dentist in London, England, was arrested at Heathrow Airport for trying to board a plane with terror manuals, military information, and extremist materials. Sohail was appearantly headed east to join the fight against American and NATO forces.
“What a bloody moron! We know the people of Islam are stupid, but that takes the cake,” said one observer.
Police were monitoring Sohail for some time before his arrest. He was so inept that he openly posted to forums and sent emails proclaiming his intentions.
“Pray that I kill many, brother. Revenge, revenge, revenge,” Sohail wrote in an email.
Sohail had told security at Heathrow that he was on his was to Pakistan to celebrate the Muslim festival of Eid. Unfortunately for Sohail, security was not stupid enough to buy his story.
“Just looking at him you can see that he was either an Islamic terrorists or a child molester; which is really the same thing,” a person who wished to remain anonymous said.
Sohail will not have the chance to molest any children anytime soon, but will most definitely feel the touch of another man. It is worth noting that it is said to be reported that Sohail prefers jam over peanut butter on his tossed salad.
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